Speaking of Nursery Rhymes....

Some others came to mind as I was making my way to the barn to turn the chickens out for awhile...
Who remembers "Starkle, starkle, little twink...what the heck you are? You stink!"
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There was a little girl who had a little curl, right in the middle of her forehead.
And when she was good...she was very, very good, but when she was bad, she was better!
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Jack & Jill went up the hill. Each had a buck & a quarter.
Jill came down with two & a half.....you still think they went after water??!
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the story of "Cinderfella & the Three Sistie Uglers"

Then there's my personal favorite:
There was a man from Mass; His balls were made of brass.
He rubbed 'em together in stormy weather, and lightning shot out of his ass! LOL