You KNOW you've got too much on your mind when you step out of the shower to towel off....and realize you forgot to rinse the soap off!! As I climbed back into the shower to rinse, I could only think "...well, THAT's never happened before!"
Once back in the shower....and still mentally derailed....I automatically picked up the shampoo & began washing my hair...AGAIN! Today, I am probably the CLEANEST person in town!!
BUT....unemployed & short on cash....this just means I'll have to 'dry clean' tomorrow! I've already used up tomorrow's allotment of soap,water, and shampoo!
Heck.....maybe it'll rain! I should probably spend the rest of TODAY, out in the woods, searching for 'soap root'!!
About Me
- Paula Marie Brown-Nelson
- I am a low-maintenance woman & avoid stress whenever possible. I do NOT like drama...or it's Queens! I'm a very likeable person & can fit into most any social group. I know which fork to use at a formal dinner, and I know which beverage goes well with Hot-wings. I detest sports fanatics and will avoid televised sports events whenever humanly possible. I love my kids...but not necessarily YOURS. I have very little tolerance for stupidity, and try to avoid people who are afflicted with this disease. I have no patience for whiners & complainers. IF YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR SITUATION....CHANGE IT! Don't ask me "how"....that lesson is YOURS to learn! The cartoon character "Maxine" is actually ME. Well, OK, not really, but she & I think pretty much the same on most subjects. My real life hero is Erin Brockovich. You'll find that I have a great sense of humor, sharp wit, and extreme sarcasm. If this is your "cup of tea", then you will enjoy my posts. If not, READ SOMETHING ELSE!
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