'PayPal'

Don't ya just love PayPal?? I've just recently learned that you can send money via PayPal to anyone who has an email address.

WELL...I HAVE AN EMAIL ADDRESS...SO...I NEED ALL MY FANS
(this would be YOU)TO SEND ME MONEY! OK??
You don't have a problem with that do ya? Just think of the wondrous expression of JOY you can help put on my face! ...AND....Your CHARITABLE CONTRIBUTIONS are tax deductible, ya know!

Yes, folks, for just pennies a day, you can help a starving child a sweet middle-aged woman avoid bankruptcy & destitution !! I know you can hardly wait to contribute to this worthy cause! For a generous donation of $100.00 or more, you'll receive a letter with your child's MY PICTURE & a brief description of my current circumstances. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!! ORDER NOW SEND MONEY NOW, AND YOUR NAME WILL BE ADDED TO OUR DRAWING FOR A FREE (YES, FREE!)CARTON OF FRESH CHICKEN EGGS!! Yes, folks, that's ONE DOZEN farm-fresh, home-grown, eggs. From the chicken's butt...to your table....it doesn't get any fresher than that, folks!! This is TRULY a worthwhile endeavor!

SMALL PRINT DISCLAIMER: all money donated via PayPal will immediately be transferred to my PovertyPal account for distribution to my creditors!