What an EXTRAORDINARY day!!

Seriously!  Today I learned that I am INVISIBLE!!!!  Isn't that awesome?! I haven't learned yet just how to turn it off and on at will, but I swear....I MUST be invisible, because three...that's THREE people from my ex-employer's office (yeah, the company that FIRED me) walked right past me...made direct eye contact....and acted as though they'd never seen me before.  This was even AFTER I spoke a greeting. 
And these three people were not all part of one incident.  Each encounter was a separate incident.  Thus..... I'm SURE that it is because I am invisible and NOT just that these people are RUDE!

Geez!  One would think I had contracted 'the plague'....or perhaps LEPROSY, since being fired!  WHAT EVER DID I DO TO THEM PERSONALLY TO WARRANT THIS SORT OF BEHAVIOR???
Who knows?  Anyway, I can certainly have FUN with it!  I try to force them to speak to me.  I like to get right in their path & make them go around me.

Funny!  If I am truly invisible......now do they know just when to change course to avoid running slap into me??  Hmmm-m-m-m-m.......I'll ponder this a while longer!