"Day-Of-The-Week" Panties

Remember when you could buy girls/ladies panties that had the days of the week embroidered on them?  Monday - Tuesday - Wednesday, etc.  They came in a 7 pair pack and each "day" was a different color.  I was tempted  several times, as a teenager, to buy a package of them.  I thought it was rather cool! 

FORTY YEARS LATER....I'm glad I never did!!!  I've been giving this some serious thought for the past few hours.  What if laundry didn't get done on time?  Let's say Tuesday rolls around again, but "Tuesday"s panties are still not clean??  Could you possibly wear "Wednesday"s panties on Tuesday?  What if you should wear "Friday"s panties on Wednesday??  Or...God forbid...what if you wore "Wednesday"s panties on Friday, and were involved in an accident of some sort??  When you got to the hospital, would they think you'd been wearing the same pair of panties for the past three days????  Worse, still...what if they found a body at the bottom of a ravine, on Saturday, wearing "Friday"s panties?  But the person REALLY got pushed over the edge on the previous Monday!  If the investigators believe the body has only been there since the previous day, they're NOT going to catch the perpetrator!  He's already had five days to get away!  Do you see how this could become a huge problem, putting day names on panties?

WHOSE  STUPID IDEA WAS THIS, ANYWAY?? 

If this should ever come to a vote in your area, I hope you will consider what I've said and vote sensibly!