Zippidy-Do-Dah....Zippidy 'ay.....

....."My Oh My What a Wonderful day".................NOT!!
Unemployment SUCKS!! When there are so many people out there who don't WANT to work, why are there no jobs for those of us who DO want to work?? Oh, wait.....now I remember.....it was that stimulus thing, right?? Where are all of those "newly created" jobs, anyway??
Oh, don't get me wrong....I dearly LOVE not having to get up at 5am anymore just to get to work by 8am. And I love not having to sweat the drive to the office when there's ice & snow on the roads. I love being able to sit around in my pajamas till 10am, sipping my tea & browsing the internet. BUT THE PAY FOR THESE ACTIVITIES IS NON-EXISTENT!!!! Someone has suggested I become a Census worker for the 2010 census. Hmmm....let's think about this.....I'll be getting up early.....to burn MY gas....put the wear & tear on MY vehicle.....to venture out into the unknown rural wilderness......to attempt to count people who DON'T WANT TO BE COUNTED. Most of these backwoods good ole folks don't even want the government to know they exist! Visions of the movie "Deliverance" enter my head when I try to see myself as a census worker. I just don't think it's the job for me. 'Course, I may have to rethink my stand on this, if they want to offer me $15hr or so to put myself into the great unknown. But just in case I still can't bring myself to do that, I DID buy two lottery tickets yesterday. Don't even care what the jackpot is.....it's more than what I currently have, so I'll take it!! Yeah, several MILLION would be great, however, I could learn to be real happy with just ONE million!! I'm doing my best to inspire my family members to purchase tickets, as well. I figure it will increase the chances of ONE of us winning......I also figure that since we're related, the winner will share the wealth with me. (Gosh, what if I'm wrong on that??) That would really suck!
Why, oh why, couldn't I have been born rich, instead of beautiful??? Rich can BUY beauty.....well, now that I think about it....I guess to some degree, beauty can buy rich, too! I've just never been able to develope a "gold digger" persona. Too bad!! Geez, I could've traveled the world....rubbed elbows with the rich & famous....lived a life of luxury & leisure.....OH, WAKE UP!!! I hate that type of people!! Noses stuck so far up in the air, they'd drown in a heavy rain! Besides, I believe I was a bear in a past life. In the winter time, all I want to do is HIBERNATE. Stay indoors.....snug & warm.....never have to venture outside for ANY reason. Wow! Now that's a goal I can be working on.......find someone who will step & fetch for me....run all my errands....cook all my meals.....wait on me hand & foot......STOP!!!! I know from experience that I cannot be that kind of person! Again, too bad!! Seems to work quite well for some women I know! I am just amazed at what some men will do just to get laid now & then!! And also amazed that some women will stoop to the lowest degrees of selfishness, just to get what they want.
Daddy told me once that it takes all kinds of people to make up this world.....and he would finish that sentence with "...you just didn't know there were so many kinds, did you?" Daddy is a wize man!